GMAT: Judgment Day

[Clone Trooper]

So, tomorrow at noon, after God knows how many practice questions in eleventy billion prep books, I take the Graduate Management Admission Test, the required test to apply to business graduate school. I'm applying to the MBA (business master) and MPA (accounting) programs at UT-Austin for entry this fall. Hopefully one will bite. This is of course merely the first step toward eventual world domination, but I digress.


:stewie You know the test is in like three hours.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/wrworth/FGbrian2.gif "Aw crap all we've done is work out!"

:stewie We should probably study.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/wrworth/FGbrian2.gif "Right."


I've taken a dozen or more practice tests and am about to slog through one last timed one from the testmaker peoples themselves. Wish me luck!

Or don't, you bastards! :shifty

[C.I.A.D.]

Good luck, man! :thumbsup

[Thewyseone]

good luck on your way to world domination clone.;)

[Victor Von Doombot]

Good Luck, you'll do fine. Don't over study

[Apacolypse]

Good luck buddy...remember...theres a kegger after the test.

Don't tell scraps though. :shifty

[Victor Von Doombot]

no, there is a kegger when you get the scores

[Apacolypse]

no, their is a kegger when you get the scores


NO KEGGER FOR YOU...little man. :shifty

[Victor Von Doombot]

especially for putting "their" instead of there. :lol

[Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.]

You just walk right on in there and tell those examiners you personally know Clutch.

You oughta sail through the exams.



Seriously. You'll do fine.

[J.D.]

good luck bud!

[SingSingJohnny]

Good luck man, you'll do great! :thumbsup

http://bestsmileys.com/school/3.gif

http://bestsmileys.com/school/6.gif

:wha

[Spirit-Iron_Lung]

Good luck Clone








and if you succeed in world domination, remember who hooked you up with Super Skrull ;)

[Clone Trooper]

Damn man, you'd think this stupid test was in the War Room at the Pentagon. Driver's license/ID check, I understand, but I had to have my picture and fingerprint taken and then verified maybe 6 feet away around the corner just to get into the testing room..where there about three cameras at each monitor. If I wanted to leave during the scheduled breaks I had to go through all that crap to get out and again to get back in.

Yeah, I skipped the breaks between sections. Screw all that.

Evidently, these measures are safeguards to prevent clones with teleporting technology from cheating on the GMAT. :clone :shifty :clone

At any rate, since the whole thing is on computer, unofficial results are tallied immediately and you get an unofficial score report before you leave the testing center.


*drumroll*



660 (out of 800), which is..pretty damn good. Did better on the verbal than the math, which is actually a bit unusual, but it says here that 660 is in the 86th percentile. So or every hundred people that take the test, there are 14 nerds that scored higher. http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j4/wrworth/Emoticons/tongue.gif The essay portion still has to be graded, but I don't think that factors into the 3-digit score. It's its own thing graded on a scale of 1-6 that's separate from the main score on the official report.

That was the biggest hurdle. I've been stressing about this stupid thing for months. I still have to round up recommendation letters, polish up the resume and you know..actually fill out the application through the UT Web site. :shifty But it takes the test scores 20 days to show up at the school, during which time I hope to take care of all that jazz.


Now where did I put that blasted teleporting raygun?

[Victor Von Doombot]

Good luck man, you'll do great! :thumbsup

http://bestsmileys.com/school/3.gif

http://bestsmileys.com/school/6.gif

:wha
God that first one is me :lol

[SingSingJohnny]

:lol@Scraps (soon to be Clone...)

Good job man, glad to hear it! I bet that's a HUGE load off! :thumbsup

:cheers It's MILLER TIME!

[Sockhead]

That's a great score clone, and it's a tough test, Congrats! :thumbsup I hope you'll be accepted to the MBA studies, good luck on that as well!

[Apacolypse]

Congrats buddy...soon you'll get a real real high paying job...and can support the rest of us. :shifty

[C.I.A.D.]

Yeah clone, Top notch job! You'll be the smartest guy flipping my burgers, EVER!

[Clone Trooper]

Yeah clone, Top notch job! You'll be the smartest guy flipping my burgers, EVER!

:shifty

:bat

[Clone Trooper]

Yeah clone, Top notch job! You'll be the smartest guy flipping my burgers, EVER!

:shifty

:bat

[Apacolypse]

Yeah clone, Top notch job! You'll be the smartest guy flipping my burgers, EVER!


Nah...hes overqualified for that now....


he's moving up to FRIES. :shifty

[Clone Trooper]

Heyhey! Assistant manager (of fries) at least!

:frylock

[BlueBikerBoy1]

congratulations man....send me your resume...I'll hook you up with a job here at Mattress Land. :thumbsup

apac changed this but in reality if selling mattess and mattress accessories is your pasion i could get you a job here.

And...I love you...you big adorable Clone you.

[Apacolypse]

:lol

[C.I.A.D.]

All jokes aside, it's quite an accomplishment, Clone. I know I speak for most, if not all when I say that we're proud of you, man. Now stop slacking and submit your application! :D